If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments!
Give a man a fish and will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works!
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it!
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield!
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket!
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything!
It at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it!